I AM BEING SQUASHED BY THE MAN
Last night I got an email from the Dean of my Lawskool explaining that the Academic Vice President of the University has decreed that I can sell Vagina Monologues tickets on campus provided that:
1. I am DISCREET
2. I do not use any advertising, posters, flyers, tabling or the email system
3. There is no "abortion rights related prozelytizing"
4. NONE of the proceeds go to "abortion rights groups or causes"
Well, seeing as how 10% of every ticket sale goes to CounterCrisis Northwest (in case you are new, thats my start-up abortion fund for women who have experienced rape or domestic violence),
I CAN'T EVEN SELL TICKETS PERSON-TO-PERSON ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.
Yup, that 8-10 cents going to CounterCrisis means I can't ask anyone at school if they wanna buy a ticket.
Not in private conversation
Not in emails
No.
You know what?
They can't stop me from giving them away for free.
If you have a few extra bucks, go to my info page and paypal me $8. For each $8 donation I will walk up to some deserving law student and hand over a free ticket,
RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF GOD, FATHER SPITZER AND EVERYBODY. ON CAMPUS, IN A PRO CHOICE T-SHIRT, EVEN!
I would love it if I could hand out enough to make a ruckus, cuz how are they going to stop that?
If you have it, please paypal me. If you don't send me some love. I am going to need it.
ETA: PLEASE LINK TO ME IN YOUR LJ AND COMMUNITIES!
It will make me cry tears of joy. I cry easily and well when I have not had any sleep because I am so fucking pissed off and raging, so I promise it will be a good, solid cry.
Here is the url for my userinfo page with the paypal button: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.b ml?user=zorah
I want to make them very, very sorry that their fascist bullshit actually sold far more tickets than if they'd just let me have a damn table and some signs!
1. I am DISCREET
2. I do not use any advertising, posters, flyers, tabling or the email system
3. There is no "abortion rights related prozelytizing"
4. NONE of the proceeds go to "abortion rights groups or causes"
Well, seeing as how 10% of every ticket sale goes to CounterCrisis Northwest (in case you are new, thats my start-up abortion fund for women who have experienced rape or domestic violence),
I CAN'T EVEN SELL TICKETS PERSON-TO-PERSON ON SCHOOL PROPERTY.
Yup, that 8-10 cents going to CounterCrisis means I can't ask anyone at school if they wanna buy a ticket.
Not in private conversation
Not in emails
No.
You know what?
They can't stop me from giving them away for free.
If you have a few extra bucks, go to my info page and paypal me $8. For each $8 donation I will walk up to some deserving law student and hand over a free ticket,
RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF GOD, FATHER SPITZER AND EVERYBODY. ON CAMPUS, IN A PRO CHOICE T-SHIRT, EVEN!
I would love it if I could hand out enough to make a ruckus, cuz how are they going to stop that?
If you have it, please paypal me. If you don't send me some love. I am going to need it.
ETA: PLEASE LINK TO ME IN YOUR LJ AND COMMUNITIES!
It will make me cry tears of joy. I cry easily and well when I have not had any sleep because I am so fucking pissed off and raging, so I promise it will be a good, solid cry.
Here is the url for my userinfo page with the paypal button: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.b
I want to make them very, very sorry that their fascist bullshit actually sold far more tickets than if they'd just let me have a damn table and some signs!


Comments
When are we calling the Inlander? I am so tired of this bullshit.
I came to the conclusion yesterday that one of the reasons I was dreading going back to school was because I feel like I am being buried by an oppressive regime.
BTW, are you still doing Women in Black?
I can't BELIEVE this. This amounts to regulating the content of my person-to-person contact, conversation and interaction with other students, faculty and staff.
The Inlander is not yet interested, but may be if we caused a big enough ruckus. I am not allowed to do anything to personally embarrass the school or I may get and honor code violation.
This school is trying to kill me. It is trying to drive me insane and kill me with evil, oppression induced stress.
They gave me a big fat scholarship partially because of the radical activist resume I sent them complete with this icon on it.
What the hell did they think I was going to do when I got there, hold bake sales? (Not that there is anything wrong with bake sales - but a pro-choice bake sale? That make no sense.)
I bought two tickets. :)
Suddenly my mood lightens!
We will rock them with our grrl rock. Like they have never been rocked before!
Any other university/college papers you could drop the story to? Emphasize the irony of a lawschool deciding the First Amendment didn't apply to everyone.
But if we cause enough of a ruckus, they will cover it. (They did when the skool BANNED the monologues in 2001.)
BIG SMACKY KISSES!
Whooo!
I love how the mamas always arrive fast. Like the cavalry.
Tell your gf to give you a big smacky kiss from me!
Stuff like that makes it easier to go to skool today and plop my ass down in the Dean's office and register my (useless but eloquent) complaint.
I will still win!
good idea!
bake sale?
Good luck!
MWAH!
Just thought I'd leave a heads up. Don't let them keep you down!
all my feminist love.
The linkage is a beautiful thing, it is what will make this action truly work. ThankYouThankYouThankYouThankYouThankYou
Thank you SO much!
Mad, karma points and feminist love coming to you for the rest of the day!
good luck
Love!
xo
All hail feminists and the power of PayPal!
Pass it along, do!
Thank you so much!!!
I made chocolates once. I can do it again.
http://www.streichs.com/cgi-bin/streich
http://www.tcbsupply.com/ordermolds2.ht
http://www.moldingmagic.com/adult9.h
I do not have a paypal account, but I leave you much love and I am going to post this in my personal journal. I wish you MUCH MUCH luck.
...man, this is bullshit. It pisses ME off!!!
Pass on the link, and stay tuned....I may have a PO box addy by the end of today if you wanna send it snail mail.
NONE of the money goes to the school. NO profit goes to anyone but these three organizations.
I attend Gonzaga Law School.
Thank you so much for your support and response! Knitters, I SWEAR, are the most radical people I know.
(goes to join knitters for choice right now)
Whoot!